the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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