Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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