Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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