i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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