question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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