He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
