the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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