Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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