My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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