No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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