Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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