Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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