I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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