i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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