Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?