I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast