I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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