Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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