Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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