Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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