shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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