like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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