how can u be prego again
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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