How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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