I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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