You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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