my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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