She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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