Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.