I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized