Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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