so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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