I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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