i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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