That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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