also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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