So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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