It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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