singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
