Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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