So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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