Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
foreskin is a definite game changer
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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