we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?