we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The air taste purple.
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