he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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