What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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