I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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