I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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