Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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