so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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