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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Your topless pictures make me question reality

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Would you like season tickets to my vagina?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it

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