we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.