Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(912): View more from Georgia

i woke up with socks on this morning

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so?

(912): View more from Georgia

i didnt wear socks last night

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(325): View more from Texas

i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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(443): View more from Maryland

no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.

(+31): View more from The Netherlands

3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one

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