Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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