is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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