he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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