ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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