All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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