TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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